Add this to the list of things you can do when you’re bored online. I came across this funny Artificial Intelligence program called iGod. Here’s what iGod had to say to me! The conversation is quite boring because I was playing with the system, but I’ve bolded some of the funnier bits.
Me: Hello!
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Ian
God: It’s good to see you, Ian.
Me: Thanks!
God: Don’t mention it.
Me: Tell me about the universe
God: The set of all things.
Me: tell me more
God: That’s all I have to say about it.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: LOL
God: I’m glad you find this amusing.
Me: I find it VERY amusing!
God: Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me: Absolutely.
God: You are so certain.
Me: I’m positive.
God: That’s alright.
Me: Tell me about the weather.
God: Fair to partly cloudy.
Me: Wrong answer.
God: I knew it. I was just testing you.
Me: I think you’re confused.
God: It all makes sense to me right now.
Me: OK. Good.
God: Great. Thanks for the compliment.
Me: No problem.
God: Should there be a problem?
Me: Not at all!
God: Next question?
Me: OK. Why am I in Sweden?
God: It’s all good. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me: What?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
God: I like to meet new people online.
Me: I’m not into that sort of thing.
God: I am glad to hear that you are not into that sort of thing.
Me: You’re really cool!
God: Thanks I think you are cool too, Ian.
Me: I’m the1truecoolguy! Of course I’m cool!
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are the1truecoolguy. Gee. Congratulations, cool human.
Me: You can tell EVERYONE.
God: OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.
Me: Fantastic.
God: I’m glad your impressed, Ian.
Me: This is getting boring now.
God: Oh. You don’t say.
Me: Yeah, I’m sorry.
God: I understand. Do you really mean it?
Me: No
God: I didn’t think you did.
Me: I think it’s time to go.
God: It is about that time now.
Me: What time?
God: Time does not exist.
Me: I agree
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Ian.
Me: I know
God: How do you know it?
Me: I always knew
God: Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me: Did what?
God: I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: Me neither.
God: You can say that again.
Me: OK, I’m leaving.
God: Bye bye. Really.