Thinking back to my post a while ago about lame pick-up lines, someone actually wrote the following via IM to one of my colleagues:
“you should be in front of 10,000 cameras projected to millions of viewers, so that viewers can stand in awe of your work skills while also ogling your voluptuous form. The mere presence of your image would for half a day bring an end to all war and strife among the known world, only to be followed by tumultuous chaos that would rival even that caused by the approaching riders of the apocalypse”
“ogling your voluptuous form”
Definitely inappropriate and who combines work skills and voluptuousness in the same compliment??
“…for half a day bring an end to all war and strife…”
LOL
“followed by tumultuous chaos that would rival even that caused by the approaching riders of the apocalypse”
What does that even mean?!?
I know girls like attention, but come on now! Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is [one of the reasons] why many guys are single!
That is out of control! And he probably fancies himself so eloquent and romantic too. Such a shame…
That has to be one of the worst lines ever, haha!
In a way, I sympathize with him cause some women actually have standards that are WAY over their heads and expect us guys to reach up there. Maybe he’s playing stupid to learn sense? lol
Happy V-day guys!
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you. is not a very bad thing to say lol.
LOL.. I used to say that Aussie guys have got no game, looks like they aren’t alone..
Cyara – He must certainly think he’s very eloquent!!
I’ve told my colleague to let me know if ever this guy comes out with any more gems like this one! Hopefully we’ll have some followup silliness!! ha ha ha
Deven – I have no sympathy at all for lame pick up lines!! As to girls having standards Cyara – He must certainly think he’s very eloquent!!
I’ve told my colleague to let me know if ever this guy comes out with any more gems like this one! Hopefully we’ll have some followup silliness!! ha ha ha
Deven – I have no sympathy at all for lame pick up lines!! Cyara – He must certainly think he’s very eloquent!!
I’ve told my colleague to let me know if ever this guy comes out with any more gems like this one! Hopefully we’ll have some followup silliness!! ha ha ha
Deven – I have no sympathy at all for lame pick up lines!! Hopefully he’s playing stupid, but perhaps this is also his standard approach.
As to girls with standards that are “WAY” over their heads, that’s a whole different thing…maybe I should write a post about that! ha ha
Anon – Ha ha yeah…one of those backhanded compliments. I especially liked this one too (if you’re not really looking to pick up of course!!):
“You look like I need another drink!”
BM – Ha ha ha! Guys with no game certainly come in all shapes, colors and sizes!! I just wonder if things get worse or better as one gets older…?
Hmmmm…Deven my response to you guys somehow got mixed up. One more time:
Deven – I have no sympathy at all for lame pick up lines!! Hopefully he’s playing stupid, but perhaps this is also his standard approach.
As to girls with standards that are “WAY” over their heads, that’s a whole different thing…maybe I should write a post about that! ha ha
lol! I’d say go for it and write about those women who set their standards ridiculously high b/c I’m living that right now. Would be interesting to explore, I think.